Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
