I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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