Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
