The maid of honor just puked.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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