It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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