Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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