I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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