I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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