i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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