ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I need a beard to bite.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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