Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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