The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
