Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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