Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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