i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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