Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
two words...techno handjob
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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