just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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