wanna go halves on a baby?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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