it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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