are you still at the devil's house?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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