did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My vagina is very pro this idea
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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