Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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