OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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