i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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