scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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