how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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