Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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