Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I'm really busy with my period
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