is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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