Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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