we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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