remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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