he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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