im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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