We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i think i have two assholes
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
