i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
