sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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