you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Barsexuality is the new black.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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