i already hear my dad disowning me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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