YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
