Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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