True but thats because hes a fetus.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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