I can tuck mytits in my pants
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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