he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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