I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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