their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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