so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
MIDGETS
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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