Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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