You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is Oprah even human
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
