Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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