you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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