question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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