I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This toilet bowl is my home.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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